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Funny University of Retired Tee, Department of I’m Done, Retired Gift for Him or Her, 2025 Retiring Teacher, professor, coworker, mom, dad
Funny University of Retired Tee, Department of I’m Done, Retired Gift for Him or Her, 2025 Retiring Teacher, professor, coworker, mom, dad
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Welcome to the University of Retired – Class of 2025 Where the only assignments are naps, and the dress code is 100% soft cotton and zero meetings.
This hilarious “Department of I’m Done” retirement shirt is the perfect diploma for anyone handing in their final two weeks and walking across the stage of FREEDOM. Whether they’re a teacher, nurse, office warrior, or just officially DONE-done, this tee is the ultimate send-off.
Perfect for retirement parties, last days at work, or lounging in the backyard while sipping coffee at 10 a.m. (just because they can). It’s funny, comfy, and guaranteed to get laughs from coworkers who wish they were next.
👕 Shirt Features:
Bold “University of Retired” collegiate-style graphic
Soft, unisex fit for the men or a relaxed fit ladies version —flattering and cozy for all
Great gift for dads, moms, grandpas, aunts, coworkers, and heroes of the 9-to-5 grind
🧺 Machine washable. Pairs well with slippers and sarcasm.
This does not have to be for 2025, this is customizable. Add the year in the personalization box.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
SHIPPING
All of our products are made to order by us. We do not use a print on demand service. We are usually able to ship out items within 3 to 10 days of the order. But time to time some of blank stock items go on back order and shipping will take a bit longer. We will contact you if this is the case. We always ship via US Mail. If you have any questions, or need something quick, please reach out to our customer service team and we will do our best to accomodate you.
RETURNS
We have a 7 day return policy, which means you have 7 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
To start a return, you can contact us at shell@sparklesbyshell.com. If your return is accepted, you can then ship your item back to us at Sparkles by Shell, 246 W Main St. Monongahela, PA 15063
Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
You can always contact us for any return question at shell@sparklesbyshell.com.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned. Custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), cannot be returned. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
Dimensions
Dimensions
Be sure to check our photo gallery above for all sizing specs.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
For our clothing options, we suggest you wash cold, inside out. Dry on low or hang to dry.
For our Mugs, they are dishwasher and microwave safe.
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