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We do not Care Club - WDNC Menopause Shirt Funny Gift for Women
We do not Care Club - WDNC Menopause Shirt Funny Gift for Women
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Welcome to the WDNC, aka the We Do Not Care Club, where hot flashes are the new power surges and mood swings are just part of the party. This hilarious menopause and perimenopause shirt is perfect for Gen X women who are still hot (just not cute) and 100% done caring.
Whether it's a birthday gift for turning 45, 50, or 55, or just a cheeky vibe check for your group chat, this tee tells it like it is, with sarcasm, sass, and a splash of dry shampoo energy.
š Style for Survivors:
This tee serves bold, hormonal, heavily armed vibes in multiple colors like black, dark heather grey, military green, navy, hot pink, and purple. Comes in both ladiesā and menās sizes because menopause doesnāt discriminate.
š„ Text reads (in part):
āWe Do Not Care Club ā Menopausal Women Unite. Still hot, just not cuteā¦ Powered by rage and dry shampooā¦ Zero chillā¦ Chaos arrivedā¦ā
This isnāt just a shirt, itās a whole stage-of-life mood.
š Great gift for:
Gen X queens
Friends whoāve stopped apologizing
Birthday gifts (45, 50, 55+)
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
SHIPPING
All of our products are made to order. We are usually able to ship out items within 3 to 5 business days of the order. We always ship via US Mail. If you have any questions, or need something quick, please reach out to our customer service team and we will do our best to accomodate you.
RETURNS
Due to the custom nature of our items, we are unable to accept returns. We also do not accept returns for sizing issues. We do provide size measurements in each listing.
You can always contact us for any question at shell@sparklesbyshell.com.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned. Custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), cannot be returned. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Refunds
We will notify you once weāve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, youāll be automatically refunded on your original payment method. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
Dimensions
Dimensions
Be sure to check our photo gallery above for all sizing measurements.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
For our clothing options, we suggest you wash cold, inside out. Dry on low or hang to dry.
For our Mugs, plates and platters, they are dishwasher and microwave safe.
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